EXTREMELY POOR RICHARD’$ ALMANAC is a compendium of our suggestions for saving money in the coming recession, credit crunch, downturn, call it what you want, you know what we mean, these days when the Dow Jones takes a dive like a local fighter on a Toledo Ohio undercard. On a daily or when we’re not checking our tire pressure to assure that we squeeze one more mile out of that gallon of gas, we will offer up unique methods for pinching those few pennies we still have left. Some of you may consider them radical, impractical, often ludicrous and just plain bull goose whack. But you will be wrong. All of our solutions to the current fiscal crapper in which we are swirling have been scientifically tested by TGNCAM, Two Guys Named Craig And Marc, namely us. Please avail yourself of whatever methods appeal to you. Use them, save, nothing would give us more pleasure. There is no charge, they won’t let us charge, even though we petitioned for an exemption. If you would like to show your appreciation for our techniques, however, the customary amount is 15% of the amount of money you have saved. Please remit to: TGNCAM/ 20308 Chapter Drive/Woodland Hills, CA, 91604. Cashier checks only.
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Hey, guys!
Delightful idea for a blog. Except the print is very small and I can barely see what I’ve written… which, usually, is not a bad thing.
I’ve come across an effective idea for saving money in the last few months. At the beginning of the weekend, I take strong adhesive tape of some sort (preferably duct tape)… and mention to my wife that I’m feeling “frisky,” wanna try some kinky stuff… wanna tape her to the bed. Okay, so I do that and leave her there until she has to go back to work on Monday morning. So, far it’s saved me in the neighborhood of $57,000…
Russ Woody
Okay, I’m here, I’ve read, I’m impressed. I’ll be checking back often as the chaos, like the knots in my sneakers. needs undoing. I have a wife for the latter, I now have you for the former.
So where is the money that I saved doing what?
I laughed, I cried, this site became a part of me.
And if I may do my part…those office butterfly clips make a very inexpensive contraception when applied appropriately.
Tongue in cheek humor
But seriously folks– where is the savings?
Would make a good sitcom or movie with the Griswolds, though.
Joanny
Darlings–
If we lose money for the time spent reading, do you pay us?
Seriously, if seriously is permitted, bombard us with your brilliance and practicality and I will devour with tongue in cheek,which will ruin my appetite for buying and eating solid food!!
love and free kisses,
melanie
Hey the water -cereal has another positive effect, no calories! That works for me
Thank goodness your methods have been “tested”…Or else I might be concerned with the reliability and validity of your ways!